How to make women and men happy

  • It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

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    >>>> 1. a friend
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    >>>> 2. a companion
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    >>>> 3. a lover
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    >>>> 4. a brother
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    >>>> 5. a father
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    >>>> 6. a master
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    >>>> 7. a chef
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    >>>> 8. an electrician
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    >>>> 9. a carpenter
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    >>>> 10. a plumber
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    >>>> 11. a mechanic
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    >>>> 12. a decorator
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    >>>> 13. a stylist
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    >>>> 14. a sexologist
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    >>>> 15. a gynaecologist
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    >>>> 16. a psychologist
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    >>>> 17. a pest exterminator
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    >>>> 18. a psychiatrist
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    >>>> 19. a healer
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    >>>> 20. a good listener
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    >>>> 21. an organizer
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    >>>> 22. a good father
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    >>>> 23. very clean
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    >>>> 24. sympathetic
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    >>>> 25. athletic
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    >>>> 26. warm
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    >>>> 27. attentive
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    >>>> 28. gallant
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    >>>> 29. intelligent
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    >>>> 30. funny
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    >>>> 31. creative
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    >>>> 32. tender
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    >>>> 33. strong
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    >>>> 34. understanding
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    >>>> 35. tolerant
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    >>>> 36. prudent
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    >>>> 37. ambitious
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    >>>> 38. capable
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    >>>> 39. courageous
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    >>>> 40. determined
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    >>>> 41. true
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    >>>> 42. dependable
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    >>>> 43. passionate
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    >>>> 44. compassionate
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    >>>> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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    >>>> 45. give her compliments regularly
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    >>>> 46. love shopping
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    >>>> 47. be honest
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    >>>> 48. be very rich
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    >>>> 49. not stress her out
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    >>>> 50. not look at other girls
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    >>>> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
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    >>>> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
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    >>>> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
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    >>>> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
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    >>>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
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    >>>> 54. Never to forget:
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    >>>> * birthdays
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    >>>> * anniversaries
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    >>>> * arrangements she makes
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    >>>> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
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    >>>> 1. Show up naked
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    >>>> 2. Bring Beer


    A happy Laser :hut:

    Spassvogel

    Nicht überall wo 16V draufsteht, ist auch ein V8 drin!

    Rauf, rein, raus, rein, raus, runter!

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